Thoughts for every day [166]
“ Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? ” – Sun Tzu
Do you know what I am doing now?
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window… He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. “Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor? [...]
Eu, eu, eu şi în plan secund, ceilalţi.
“ I’ve experienced too many nightmares to let this dream die. ” – Robert Harrell Mă enervează oamenii care te decepţionează. Nu-i accept în viaţa mea. Simple as hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliofobia. Auzi tu, de ce aş vrea eu să fac şcoala de asistente medicale la vârsta de 24 de ani, de parcă la 24 de ani înseamnă sfârşitul lumii. De [...]
Thoughts for every day [165]
“ I no longer have time to do things 1 thing at a time, everything must be dual purposed. To achieve my goals I must always do at least 2 things at once. ” – Tee
Knees
I would love to say that you make me weak in the knees but to be quite upfront and completely truthful you make my body forget it has knees at all. Tyler Knott Gregson
De ce era “prea bun” pentru tine?
If you were happy before you met someone, you can be happy after they’re gone. Unknown Zicala spune dacă ţie nu-ţi place, altuia nu-i face şi, pe bună dreptate, dacă n-am învăţat din greşelile altora, după ce, bineînţeles, am greşit my way. Ai încercat, până acum, să analizezi de ce unii bărbaţi n-au reuşit să te [...]
The woman
“ Since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a women. I wonder why we take from women, why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think its time we killed for our women, be real to our women, try to heal our [...]
Good morning!
“ I’m a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. ” – Thomas Jefferson Să aveţi o zi neobişnuită!
Show me, don’t tell me
“ I don’t know if I should care for a man who made life easy; I should want someone who made it interesting. ” Edith Wharton Am înţeles că nu-mi şade bine să vorbesc despre oamenii de nimic, despre oamenii proşti- nu prin lipsa educaţiei, ci mai ales prin lipsa bunului simţ. Oameni care n-o [...]
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All husbands think they are Gods. If only their wifes weren’t atheists. Kathy Lette în How to kill your husband (and other handy househould hints)
In this bed
There’s a lack of you and an overabundance of me in this bed. -Tyler Knott Gregson
Two wolves
One evening, a very wise, old Indian chief was speaking with his grand-son about life, telling him about the internal battle that goes on inside all people. He said, “My son, inside all of us there exists a constant battle between two wolves. One wolf is very evil. It forces you to deal with anger, [...]
Go to Google and…
1 – Go to www.maps.google.com (Directions) 2 – Type China as your starting point. 3 – Type Taiwan as your destination 4 – Read Step #48. 5 – When you stop laughing, reblog so others can laugh, too. THEN: 1. Go on www.translate.google.com 2. Choose Italian to English 3. Type in “male” 4. Look at [...]
Today I Love: Robbie Williams – Beyond The Sea
Pentru toate iubirile care au dansat cândva pe malul mării. Thanks Mihai Stanescu
